Current Ramblings
Monday, January 19, 2004
Top Ten Reasons Billy Should Move to Columbus:
10) There are companies here you could work for that stand a pretty good chance of being around in a year, plus they hire people outside of temp agencies.
9) Corporate radio's barely made a dent here. You can find an independant, locally-owned station for any genre, including two hard rock stations and a really good alt-rock one.
8) For that matter we even have competing cable companies. The one we're looking at switching to soon has a cable and broadband package for $60 a month. No cable monoploy here!
7) Rent is beautifully low. You could live downtown here for what you'd pay to live in Fairfax, and you're fucking downtown and not out in some lame suburb. Or for less than half that you could live in one of the other neighborhoods a couple miles from downtown.
6) Crime's pretty low here, and even if you venture into one of the worse neighborhoods, most murders here actually get solved. And our sniper only stays on the south edge of town and can't aim for shit.
5) You already know people here, and you've never even dated any of them, which saves you from that awkward situation.
4) For that matter there are plenty of people you could date. Columbus has a pretty big gay population, and some of them are pretty hot...
3) We have Tim Horton's. And a wide assortment of other really good fast food places, like Donato's and Charley's and Graeter's Ice Cream.
2) We have MEIJER.
1) Walky's gonna need a new roommate in a few months when Ron moves out!
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