Current Ramblings
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Since I'm already up and feeling pissy, I suppose I might as well start what will pass for my OTFCC report. Being staff means I can't really do a proper one without it consisting largely of "So then I sent a text message to Malin...", so I'm just going to post about a few particuarly interesting moments. I'll start with one that actually happened on the way back out of Chicago, which I will call...
OTFCC '04 Moments #1: Pulling Off On The Highway
We started the drive back from Chicago around 2:30PM on Monday, and traffic was already getting heavy. We made it through Chicago proper without incident (other than me trying to desperately text Bluestreak7), impressive for a caravan of three vehicles in heavy traffic. We were probably about 20 miles from I-65 and I was starting to fret over my gas gage when this old white Tacoma pick-up pulled in front of me, blocking me off from Phil. Normally it wouldn't be a big deal to have one car cut between us like that, but then he started driving erratically. He never turned his blinker back off, he was swerving a bit, and he was going slowly enough that a worrisome gap was growing between us and Phil. As I pulled around him, Windy (who was the only other person in the car), said that it looked like he was dancing to his radio or something. Great, some drunk freak. I caught up with Phil, made sure Forky's Trukk of Doom was still with us, and went back to worrying about my gas. And before we knew it, here comes that ugly old Tacoma again, getting in front of us and driving like a retard. What's wrong with this guy? So as soon as I got a chance I got around him again and caught up with Phil. But this guy was intent on his game of leap-frog. Spewing curses, I went to pass him again, and this time Windy and I made the mistake of looking over to see just what this guy's problem was. And there he was with his cock out, holding it up for all the world to see while he masturbated with the hand that wasn't on the wheel, presumably keeping up with us so he could watch us in his mirror. Fucking perv.
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